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TURNTABLE.FM

2011 — 2013

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Here lies Turntable.fm, the pixel-art listening room where five strangers and their cartoon avatars could pack a virtual booth and take turns DJing real, licensed tracks to a crowd of bobbing heads and floating “awesome” bubbles.

For one feverish stretch of 2011, every tech blogger, indie band, and bored office worker on the internet was crammed into the same handful of rooms. Investors threw money at it. Bands did surprise sets in it. Then the major labels remembered they owned the music being played, and decided that “people enjoying songs together” was a billable event.

Turntable.fm spent its final years rebranding, pivoting, and quietly negotiating licensing fees it could never actually afford, before the servers went dark and the booth emptied out for good. The avatars are still up there, mid-nod, waiting for a drop that never comes.

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Category
Audio
Cause of Death
Licensing Costs
Current Status
Lost in the Void

“We’re not a record label. We just built the room where everyone wanted to hang out in one. Apparently that’s the same thing.”

— Turntable.fm Co-Founder, 2012

89.0K souls have paid their respects.

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