Legal Archive // Classified: Public
The legal framework governing post-mortem data, phantom assets, and the jurisdictional boundaries of the Internet Graveyard. Read carefully — some of it is binding, some of it is a joke, and some of it is both.
Section 1.0: Acceptance of Decay
By accessing the Internet Graveyard, you acknowledge that all content within is preserved in a state of digital rigor mortis. Nothing here is current, supported, or expected to function as it once did. Use at your own existential risk.
Section 2.1: Permitted Use
You may browse, search, and pay respects to any memorial in the archive. You may not attempt to resurrect, reanimate, or otherwise restore service to any deceased platform, regardless of how strongly you feel about Vine's comeback potential.
Section 3.4: User Submissions
Submissions made through the Submission Guide grant the Internet Graveyard a perpetual, non-exclusive license to display your eulogy, even if it is bad. Especially if it is bad. Bad eulogies are, in fact, our favorite kind.
Section 4.2: No Resurrection Clause
We do not sell your soul. We do, however, archive it indefinitely for posterity. Should any platform memorialized here attempt an unsanctioned comeback, the Internet Graveyard reserves the right to update its tombstone to read 'undead' and adjust the Chip status accordingly.
Section 5.0: Limitation of Liability
The Internet Graveyard is not liable for any nostalgia-induced distress, sudden urges to message an ex on a defunct platform, or existential dread arising from viewing the Tombstone Archive at 2 a.m.
Last indexed: 2026-06-01T00:00:00Z